The 2014 Golden Globe Awards Real-Time Reactions
Bryan Curtiss
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So, last night, the Golden Globe Awards aired on NBC. The David O. Russell 1970s-era flick
“American Hustle” won three Golden Globes, including Best Motion Picture –
Musical or Comedy. Woody Allen won the
Cecil B. DeMille Lifetime Achievement Award for his years of work in film,
which was accepted on his behalf by Academy Award-winning actress Diane Keaton.
(All Times are Eastern)
7:36PM – The 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards are
coming on in just a short moment on NBC, hosted for the second straight year by
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Right now, I
am watching the AFC Divisional Playoff between AFC West foes Denver and San
Diego, with San Diego making a valiant effort to come back, twice down 17
points. But, the Golden Globe Awards are
the best of two worlds – Motion Pictures and Television. This is called “The Party of The Year” for a
reason. The Golden Globe Awards are a
pre-cursor, to some movie pundits to the Academy Awards, of which the nominees
will be announced bright and early of Thursday morning.
7:55PM – The Broncos stave off a Charger comeback with a
24-17 win, one year to the day that the Broncos lost to the Ravens in the AFC
Divisional Playoff, and one month to the day that the Chargers beat the Broncos
at home. And now,
#Time2ChangeTheChannel.
7:56PM – The Red Carpet Show is winding down as people are
heading to their seats.
7:58PM – Commercials, Commercials, Commercials…
7:59PM – This is a very hard show to predict,
television-wise. The Hollywood Foreign
Press (basically a handful of foreign journalists) cling to the trendy (and
sometimes) new programs.
8:00PM – Let the show begin!
8:01PM – “Welcome to the 71st Annual Tina Fey and
Amy Poehler’s Lee Daniels ‘The Butler’ Awards” – Tina Fey
8:01PM – “This is Hollywood, and if someone likes something,
they will do it until they are sick and tired of it.” - Fey
8:03PM – “Danny and Danny and Bobby say ‘hi’.” – Amy Poehler
(to Martin Scorsese); Who are Danny, Danny, and Bobby?
8:04PM – “Hi, Julia, you know us from TV.” (Another classic Globes jab)
8:06PM – (Off the Record) “Sleep with your limo driver
tonight, before he gets famous.” – Amy Poehler
8:08PM – “The Wolf of Wall Street broke Hollywood records by
saying the ‘F’ word 506 times”. That
joke never gets old.
8:09PM – “You’re not going to be smug when SnapChat is up
here accepting the award for Best Drama.” – Amy
8:10PM – “We’re going to get this show done in three hours,
or as Martin Scorsese calls it, ‘Act One.’” – Fey
8:10PM – Sandra Bullock and Tom Hanks the Golden Globe for
Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture.
8:11PM – Jennifer Lawrence wins the Golden Globe for
Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture for “American Hustle”.
8:13PM – Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis present the Golden
Globe for Supporting Actress in (Television).
8:14PM – Jacqueline Bisset wins the Golden Globe for the
Starz movie “Dancing on the Edge”.
8:17PM – Bisset is rambling on as the cut-off music plays
on.
8:18PM – We are at Commercial Break # 1
8:21PM – Welcome back.
Naomi Watts and Mark Ruffalo presents the Golden Globe for Miniseries or
Made for Television Movie.
8:23PM – The HBO film “Behind the Candelabra” which won a
record 11 Emmys in September, nabs the Golden Globe for Best Miniseries or Made
for Television Movie.
8:24PM – Watts and Ruffalo also present the award for
Miniseries or Made for Television Movie.
8:25PM – Elisabeth Moss wins the Golden Globe Award for
Actress in a Miniseries or Made for Television Movie for the BBC America
Miniseries “Top of the Lake”.
8:28PM – Matt Damon introduces the first Motion Picture –
Drama nominee “Captain Phillips”.
8:28PM – “He really is a national treasure.” – Matt Damon
(on Tom Hanks)
8:29PM – Commercial Break # 2
8:34PM – Theo Kingmar, the Hollywood Foreign Press
Association President addresses the crowd.
“Welcome to the President’s Speech, or for those of you watching at
home, ‘bathroom break.’”
8:36PM – Margot Robbie and Jonah Hill present the first
nominee for Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy, “The Wolf of Wall Street.” But first, Hill and Robbie are staring in
space. Hill acknowledges a prompter
error.
8:37PM – Aaron Eckhart and Paula Patton present the Golden
Globe for Lead Actor in a Television Series – Drama.
8:38PM – Bryan Cranston wins the Golden Globe for Lead Actor
in a Television Series – Drama for “Breaking Bad”.
8:40PM – Eckhart and Patton also present the Golden Globe
for Television Series – Drama.
8:41PM – The final half of the final season of “Breaking
Bad” wins the Golden Globe for Television Series – Drama.
8:43PM – Commercial Break # 3
8:48PM – Steve Coogan and (real-life) Philomena Lee present
the second nominee for Motion Picture – Drama, Philomena (who played by movie
royalty, Dame Judi Dench).
8:49PM – Sean Combs, Kate Beckinsale, and Usher (Raymond IV)
present the Golden Globe for Score in a Motion Picture.
8:50PM – Alex Ebert wins the Golden Globe for Score in a
Motion Picture for composing the score to the motion picture “All Is Lost”.
8:51PM – “We were partyin’ on the same bus.” – Sean Combs;
“He was behind me, unbuttoning my coat, saying ‘Let it flow!’” – Ebert
8:52PM – The trio (Combs, Beckinsale, and Usher) also
present the Golden Globe for Best Original Song.
8:54PM – “Ordinary Love” wins the Golden Globe for Best
Original Song for the Irish rock band U2 and Brian Burton for “Mandela: A Long
Walk to Freedom”.
8:55PM – “This is amazing.” – The Edge, accepting the Golden
Globe for “Ordinary Love”
8:56PM – “This is very personal for us, very, very
personal.” – Bono, acknowledging the late South African leader Nelson Mandela
8:58PM – Commercial Break # 4
9:01PM – Taylor Kinney, Jesse Spencer, and Amber Heard
present the Golden Globe for Supporting Actor in a TV Series, Miniseries, or
Made for Television Movie.
9:02PM – Jon Voight wins the Golden Globe for Supporting
Actor in a TV Series, Miniseries, or Made for Television Movie for his role on
the Showtime drama “Ray Donovan”.
9:05PM – Olivia Wilde presents the second Motion Picture –
Musical or Comedy nominee, the virtual romantic comedy “Her”.
9:06PM – Robert Downey Jr. presents the Golden Globe for
Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy. “No matter whose name is in this envelope, I
am the winner.” – Robert Downey Jr.
9:07PM – Amy Adams wins the Golden Globe for Actress in a
Motion Picture for “American Hustle”.
9:08PM – “I always cry when I’m not supposed to, and when
the director tells me to cry, I can’t, and it sucks.” – Amy Adams, accepting
her Golden Globe for “American Hustle”; “Thank you (David O. Russell) for
letting me know that a princess can punch.”
Adams acknowledges that this is her 15-year anniversary on moving to
Hollywood.
9:09PM – Commercial Break # 5
9:14PM – Husband-and-wife actors Kevin Bacon and Kyra
Sedgwick introduce their daughter, Sosie Bacon, Miss Golden Globe.
9:15PM - “And Mister Golden Globe, my son, Randy (Amy
Poehler dressed in drag)”.
9:16PM – Bacon and Sedgwick present the Golden Globe for
Lead Actress in a Television Series – Drama.
9:17PM – Robin Wright wins the Golden Globe for Lead Actress
in a Television Series – Drama for her role as Claire Underwood in the Netflix
drama “House of Cards”.
9:18PM – “Completely unexpected. I have no speech.” – Robin Wright (who also
acknowledges Merritt Wever’s Emmy upset last September); “Kevin, you’re the
best play date ever.” Short and sweet.
9:19PM – Jim Carrey presents the third Motion Picture –
Musical or Comedy nominee, the 1970s flick “American Hustle”. “Dying is easy, Comedy is Hard. I believe Shia LeBeouf said that. Very young and very wise.”
9:20PM – Christoph Waltz presents the Golden Globe for
Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture.
9:21PM – Jared Leto wins the Golden Globe for his role for
Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture in the film “Dallas Buyers Club” as a
transsexual with AIDS.
9:23PM – “To all the Rayonnes in the world, you are an
inspiration. Thank you very much.” –
Jared Leto
9:23PM – Commercial Break # 6
9:27PM – Emma Thompson presents the Golden Globe for Best
Screenplay.
9:28PM – Spike Jonze wins the Golden Globe for Best
Screenplay for his motion picture “Her”.
9:29PM – “I’m a terrible public speaker, and I’m bad at
speaking English, and English is my only language.” – Spike Jonze, accepting
his Golden Globe
9:31PM – Laura Dern presents the fourth nominee for Motion
Picture – Musical or Comedy, “Nebraska”, which stars Dern’s father Bruce.
9:33PM – Julie Bowen and Seth Meyers present the Golden
Globe for Lead Actor in a Series – Comedy or Musical.
9:34PM – “Best night ever.
Andy Samberg!” – Seth Meyers reading the envelope
9:34PM – Andy Samberg wins the Golden Globe for Lead Actor
in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical for his role as Detective Jake
Peralta in the Fox hit comedy series “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”.
9:35PM – “Oh, No!” – Andy Samberg, accepting his award,
citing that he didn’t expect to win; “The Writers Kick ‘A’”.
9:36PM – Commercial Break # 7
9:40PM – Orlando Bloom and Zoë Saldana present the Golden
Globe for Best Foreign Language Film.
9:41PM – The Italian film “The Great Beauty” wins the Golden
Globe for Best Foreign Language Film.
9:44PM – Jimmy Fallon and Melissa McCarthy present the
Golden Globe for Lead Actor in a Miniseries or Made for Television Movie.
9:46PM – Michael Douglas wins the Golden Globe for his role
as the flamboyant pianist Liberace in the HBO film “Behind the
Candelabra”. NOTE to Announcer: Douglas
won as a PRODUCER for “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”, NOT as an
Actor.
9:48PM – Commercial Break # 8 (yup, I’m keepin’ a count)
9:52PM – Emma Watson and Chris Pine present the Golden Globe
for Animated Feature Film (only three nominees).
9:53PM – “Frozen” wins the Golden Globe for Animated Feature
Film.
9:55PM – The fifth and final nominee, “Inside Llewyn Davis”
is presented (sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to who the presenter was, I was
busy Facebooking) by Colin Farrell.
9:55PM – Chris O’Donnell and Emilia Clarke present the
Golden Globe for Lead Actress in a TV Series – Musical or Comedy.
9:56PM – Golden Globe co-host Amy Poehler wins the Golden
Globe for Lead Actress in a TV Series – Musical or Comedy for her role as
Leslie Knope in “Parks and Recreation”.
“Saturday Night Live” sweeps the Comedy Lead Acting races.
9:56PM – “I’ve never won anything like this!” – Amy Poehler,
accepting her Golden Globe for Parks & Recreation
9:58PM – Commercial Break # 9
10:02PM – Emma Stone introduces the clip show for Woody
Allen, who is this year’s Cecil B. DeMille Lifetime Achievement Award winner.
10:06PM – Diane Keaton talks about Woody Allen
(director/writer of 74 films in 48 years).
10:07PM – “179 of the most captivating actresses have
appeared in Woody’s films” – Diane Keaton.
“They are in fact the hallmark of Woody’s work.”
10:11PM – Commercial Break # 10
10:15PM – Liam Neeson presents the third nominee for Motion
Picture – Drama, “Gravity”.
10:16PM – Ben Affleck presents the nominees for Best
Director of a Motion Picture.
10:17PM – Alfonso Cuaron wins the Golden Globe for Best Director
of a Motion Picture for the film “Gravity”.
10:20PM – Chris Evans and Uma Thurman presents the Golden
Globe for Television Series – Comedy or Musical.
10:21PM – Fox’s “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” wins the Golden Globe
for Television Series – Comedy or Musical.
10:22PM – Commercial Break # 11
10:26PM – The lovely Jennifer Lawrence presents the Golden
Globe for Lead Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical.
10:27PM – Leonardo DiCaprio wins the Golden Globe for Lead
Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical for the Scorsese flick “The Wolf
of Wall Street”.
10:27PM – “I never guessed that I would never win for Best
Actor in a Comedy or Musical.” – Leonardo DiCaprio
10:28PM – DiCaprio lauds the work of Bruce Dern
10:28PM – “I grew up in a generation of actors who adored
your work.” – DiCaprio (on Scorsese)
10:29PM – Reese Witherspoon introduces the fourth nominee
for Motion Picture – Drama, “12 Years a Slave”, directed by Steve McQueen (not
the guy who starred in “Bullitt” and “The Thomas Crown Affair”)
10:31PM – Commercial Break # 12
10:35PM – Chris Hemsworth and Austrian race car driver Niki
Lauda present the fifth and final Motion Picture – Drama nominee, “Rush”,
directed by Opie Taylor/Richie Cunningham himself, Ron Howard.
10:37PM – Drew Barrymore presents the Golden Globe for
Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy.
10:38PM – “American Hustle” wins the Golden Globe Award for
Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy.
10:40PM – Commercial Break # 13
10:45PM – Leonardo DiCaprio presents the Golden Globe for
Lead Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama.
10:45PM – Cate Blanchett wins the Golden Globe for Lead
Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama for the (2014 Cecil B. DeMille Lifetime
Achievement Winner) Woody Allen film “Blue Jasmine”.
10:46PM – “That creeped up under my belt. A few vodkas later, and here we are.” – Cate
Blanchett, accepting her award
10:48PM – Jessica Chastain presents the Golden Globe for
Lead Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama.
10:49PM – Matthew McConaughey wins the Golden Globe for his
role as a tough cowboy with AIDS in “Dallas Buyers Club”.
10:50PM – “We weren’t TV kids. We weren’t movie kids. We played outside.” – Matthew McConaughey on
what he did growing up
10:51PM – “This film wasn’t about dying, it was about
living. Let’s keep!” – McConaughey
10:51PM – Commercial Break # 14; Up next, future Golden
Raspberry Winner (for “The Lone Ranger”) Johnny Depp (best known for his roles
as Tom Hanson, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Sweeney Todd) presents the Globe for
Best Motion Picture – Drama.
10:56PM – Johnny Depp presents the Golden Globe for Best
Motion Picture – Drama, perhaps the Oscar frontrunner heading into Thursday.
10:57PM – “12 Years a Slave” wins the Golden Globe for Best
Motion Picture – Drama.
11:01PM – That is all for the 71st Annual Golden
Globe Awards. Now I have to come up with
material for a podcast that I am recording in the morning for the DJBC
Adventures blog. Thursday morning, the
Oscar Nominations, and Wednesday morning, the Razzie Nominations. #BusyMovieAwardsWeek
Bryan Curtiss is the host, head writer, and executive
producer of “The DJBC Happy Hour” radio show on WCRS-FM, an all-volunteer
operated community radio station in Columbus, Ohio. The DJBC Happy Hour airs every Monday night
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